Tales From the Spiffee Burger 004: Solace

 

A girl likes to be complimented from time to time, and there are few greater compliments than one of an incompatible sexuality expressing an admiration for your body. I think. I guess. Maybe. Your Mileage May Vary.

If you can't tell, Verolina may have a teeny little crush on Fitz.

Tales From the Spiffee Burger 3: Personal Details

 

Yes, it's true! I cannot tell you how many straight women, gay dudes and self-identified asexuals I've known who, despite their various sexualities to the contrary really dig tits!