Thursday, February 27, 2025

Cookie Bellingham

 I've been getting a good bit of mileage out of Cookie Bellingham this last week.

Tales From the Spiffee Burger's current chapter is all about her first day on the job, and the last two pages have her dealing with a "problem" customer.

Y'all know the SZECHUAN SAUCE story, yeah?

5 Nerd Points to the first one who can tell me where Cookie's Pop Culture Reference comes from!

Over on ComicFury, I've done scribbles in certain forums for ol' Cookie as well.
First, there was the "Draw your character in an overly cute style" prompt, in which I made a chibi Cookie.
I probably should have made her eyes bigger.
Then, there's the "Doing Nasughty Art of your Comic Characters" thread in which I posted Cookie's glow in the dark earrings and bioluminescent tattoo.


In the end, I'm glad I put Cookie in the Spiffee Burger comic. The original slice-of-lifwe idea I had for her probably wouldn't have gone too far.

[Bitter] Also, as a footnote, "Happy" 50th birthday to She Who Will Not Be Named. (the FIRST one.)
Here's hoping that getting old didn't agree with you. [/bitter]




Saturday, February 22, 2025

Tales From the Spiffee Burger 004: Solace

 

A girl likes to be complimented from time to time, and there are few greater compliments than one of an incompatible sexuality expressing an admiration for your body. I think. I guess. Maybe. Your Mileage May Vary.

If you can't tell, Verolina may have a teeny little crush on Fitz.


Tales From the Spiffee Burger 3: Personal Details

 

Yes, it's true! I cannot tell you how many straight women, gay dudes and self-identified asexuals I've known who, despite their various sexualities to the contrary really dig tits!

Thursday, February 20, 2025

Tales From the Spiffee Burger #2: Marshmallows

 Another page of Tales From the Spiffee Burger carted over from ComicFury:


As stuffy as Barbara can be, she does this sorta thing to her sister (and any newbie that she judges to not be a creep) all the time.
Cookie really doesn't mind, but somebody oughtta get the poor girl outta there before she suffocates.


Thursday, February 13, 2025

Teeny Team Hades pt 1

 As a supplement to my comic, "I Was A Teenage Super Villain", I started doing little comedy strips on the side. Thus far I have 9 of them (mislabled as 10. The next one I make, I'm gonna have to retcon into the rotation as number 4.)

I figure that this is as good a place as any to post them outside of the ComicFury site I have for all the peripheral media concerning IWATSV.

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Simple doodles for the sake of being silly and making fun of the life of superheroes. (or, rather, villains.)



Saturday, February 8, 2025

ComicFury Supers

 Here's a random little piece I did some time ago. I think I drew this 3 years ago, maybe and didn't color it until last summer sometime.

It's a shot of various protagonist (and in one case, a selfish jerk) superheroes from some of my favorite webcomics, all hosted on ComicFury Dot Com.

From Lower Left to Upper Right:
Hero Man from my favorite webcomic, Tangentville!
Victory (from Earth 981a) from the comic called Victory!
Mega Maiden from Mega Maiden!
My own Zed Hudson from Zed vs. The World!
Ignition, the titular heroine from that comic!
Jess the Inferno with her mighty sword!
Mr. Mighty, protagonist of Everyday Heroes!
and
Goldstar from Goldstar: of Wishes and Miracles!

Hit up ComicFury and check out some of these sweet superhero comics. I think you'll dig 'em!

Sunday, February 2, 2025

Honeybees From Heck

 Well, if I'm gonna use this thing, I'd better use it. Here's a little backstory on the project called "Honeybees From Heck".

As one of the vagillion times I was trying to get a comic started while I was in one of my "throw everything at the wall and see what sticks" phases, I was attempting a simple slice of life comic. Though, with me, oddly enough - and I DO mean "oddly" - I just can't seem to wrap my head and creative juices around "normal". Every time I try, "slice of weird" is the closest I can get.

I was thinking of protagonists and couldn't get anything down. I tried to go with my go-to "Normal White Guy" character, Warren Abernathy as the protagonist

but honestly, I got bored before I even finished the thought. Of course, nowadays, Warren has a place in the Tales From the Spiffee Burger comic.
At the time, I swore I was the only comicker out there not making some sort of porn comic. I tried that. I wasn't right for it. Hardcore, bodily fluids drenched copulation, anyway. Cheesecake, I could do, though. Mind you, that's not where the comic went (at first), but it was a relatively new idea - for ME, anyway. After all, in the name of what TV Tropes calls Author Appeal, I do have a habit of drawing bigger girls with rather pronounced chests. My girlfriend teases me about that. So much so, that in true Johnny-Octavius fashion, I had to make a comic about it:

That's neither here nor there. The meat of the discussion, so to speak is that not able to think up normal scenarios for a normal protagonist, I decided to go the weird, one-off kinda non-sequitur route. Like a Far Side comic or something. As far as protagonists, I decided to go the Hanna-Barbera route. Take an already existing property, tweak it and go from there.
I had already done that a few times with my favorite movie, but I decided to try again, delving into my myriad project for a smart-ass, a man-child, a stoic genius and an Only Sane Man type. As I said, I'd done that before and it didn't work. It didn't work that time, either, despite the mix & match tactic. That was when I decided to take a radical left turn and gender-flip them all. After all, at the time (and still to this day, if we're honest) "cute girl protagonist" equals readers, particularly if she's sexualized.
Mind you, I didn't go the sexualized route right off the bat. I just tried for normal comics. 
For the names of the protagonists, I gave the girls boys' names, as I had known a few pretty girls with boys' names thoughout my younger days that I was totally crazy for.
Thus came Reggie, Vinnie and Dave, or, Regina, Lavinia and Davida.
You can probably tell from the cameos in panel 3 and the reference to Cap getting killed in Marvel Comics, how old this idea is.
Vinnie (with the purple bangs) actually came first as she was a previous attempt at a protagonist in a single cartoon. I added Reggie and Dave later, for this project. I renamed Vinnie to "Clyde" for reasons unremembered, just now and added a 4th girl and gave HER the name Vinnie. I tweaked their personalities to be that of the Real Ghostbusters and years later would tweak their body types and such as well as making Vinnie of Latina descent in order to make them less generic webcomic characters.

I'd also changed the name of the comic a few times over the years - From Boys of Bell City to Trouble in Paradox to the current Honeybees From Heck.
Boys of Bell City stemmed from their boy's nicknames.
I went with Trouble in Paradox to signify that they would be travelling from reality to reality, sort of like Jenny Everywhere, but I nixed that idea at the last minute because I already had a Jenny Everywhere in play.
Finally, I went with Honeybees From Heck, as I had another adventure comic idea about a group of all 
-female, bee-themed assassins that I called the Honeybees from Hell that never went anywhere. 

I took the name and changed it slightly, as I was going to call the city/town that the girls were from Heck, California. Or Heck, Oregon or whatever state I was going to put them into.
Since then, there have only been a few Honeybees from Heck pages, but I am back to making them.
Instead of sequential comics that tell an ongoing tale, and doing the Jenny Everywhere thing, I decided to go opposite - instead of the girls travelling to parallel universes, I'd decided that they simply exist across the multiverse. In short, every time you see the foursome of girls, it's a different Reggie, Vinnie, Clyde and Dave.




Thus far, the new(ish) formula is working.
Of course, there was also an element of cheesecake that I included ad have since made a conscious decision to include more, including more blatant nudity and sexual situations.



Of course, wouldn't you know that as soon as I added more T&A (&D, too!), this comic got a rather large boost in popularity. Not the first time this has happened - with these very characters, even!
Remind me to tell you the Stella & Celeste (and "Shameless") story, sometime.

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